I'm looking to start up a business. I have motivation and funding but no idea. I am 45-year-old man with experience in many business-related fields and a Bachelor's in Economics and a Master's in Media Relations. I have a broad spectrum of interests and wish to help people and make money. What should I do?
BENTLEY GRAD - Waltham, MA

Cloud Moss replies:
Would you like to help people or make money? If you are truly interested in helping people, come join my worldwide coalition. We are developing a large scale music festival to support pocket-composting, animal rights, raw vegan lifestyles, harmonic inner prize health supplements and the arrest and public execution of Dick Cheney. You could for once use your "education" to help some people who really need it. You will have to be willing to change your outlook if you are going to work to help people the way that I have dedicated this life to. It is important to be able to adjust your "economics" bachelor degree way of thinking into the way things truly work, i.e. barter value of live Phish tapes, market value of organic Himalayan gogi berry juice vs. Chinese gogi berry juice, you see where I'm going right? Helping others can be the most rewarding part of life, but first you need to help yourself. Watch your enzyme levels, and be aware of the nutrients and bacteria escape when your food is cooked. Be sure to consume only uncooked, fully chewed fruits, nuts, avocados and soaked cereal grains. And if you're writing looking for advice on how to make tons of money and become another sheep in the fascist Wall-Street run Euro-centric indigenous-raping early grave of a bile-pot, be my fucking guest, but don't expect Her to forgive you when you choke on the portraits of slave-traders that you and your oil soaked war chiefs throw at each other.

Namaste.